I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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