I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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