Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
