My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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