ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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