she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
As shirtless as possible
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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