What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Randomize
