there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
