drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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