Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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