The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
operation harelip BJ is a go
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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