Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Randomize
