it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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