I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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