Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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