and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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