I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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