Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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