vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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