yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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