Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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