either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
he fucked my hip out of place.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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