Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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