We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
