so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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