she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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