There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Everclear isn't food dammit
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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