I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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