oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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