I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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