Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
where are you?
Hypothermia
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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