he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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