I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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