There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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