September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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