he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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