Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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