Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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