I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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