Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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