the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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