Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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