Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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