Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
meet me or not, i'm out of control
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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