This dress was meant to end up on your floor
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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