Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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