Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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