he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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