hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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