im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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