also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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